Fleas A flea was waiting in a bar for another flea who was late. When the flea finally walked in he was shivering.
"What happened?!" the first flea asked.
"Well, I hitched a ride in this one guy's mustache and I fell asleep. When I woke up I was freezing!" the flea replied.
"Ha Ha! You silly flea! that's not what you do! You have to find a pretty girl and climb up to that secret space between her legs. It's nice and warm and cozy there. Trust me, I know. That's how i got here."
"Okay, I'll try it!"the flea said.
The next day the first flea again had to wait for the second flea and again he came in shivering.
"I thought you were going to follow my advice," the first flea said.
"I did," the second flea replied. "I climbed up the girl's leg and you were right. It was warm and cozy. I fell asleep but when I woke up I was in the guy's mustache again!" | |
