Animal Thoughts *Dog "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
*Goldfish "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
*Dog "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
*Goldfish "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
*Parrot "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!"
*Cat "Why are these people in my house?"
*Dog "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."
*Goldfish "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
*Cat "I wish he would stop kicking me down the stairs."
*Dog "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."
*Cat "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it."
*Dog "Why is the baby eating my food..."
*Hamster "Kill me, this wheel is boring."
*Iguana "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these fucking annoying wood chips.
*Dog "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my shit! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..."
*Gerbil "OH NO, not again!"
*Dog "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."
*Cat "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."
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