Potty-Mouth Parrot An old lady was becoming lonely, so she decides to go to the pet store and buy a companion. The clerk suggests a parrot, as they can be taught to talk.
She takes the parrot home, and tells it "Say 'Hello'"
The parrot replies "SHIIIT!"
The old woman is shocked and says "If you say shit again I'm putting you in the fridge!! Now...say 'Hello'"
"SHIIIT!"
The parrot is in the fridge, shivering and cold...
The old lady takes him out and says "There! Maybe now you've learned your lesson! Say 'Hello' or your're going into the freezer!"
"SHIIIT!"
The parrot goes into the freezer. He shivers and squalks, trying to keep warm. He turns around...and everything is silent.
The old woman is kind of worried and so she takes him out.
The parrot says "I'm am so sorry for the rudeness that I have shown you, dear dear master. But may I ask you one thing?.....
What did the turkey do?"
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