Ducks in Heaven
|Three men die and go to Heaven. When |
they get there, St. Peter is standing at the
gates of Heaven. He says, "Now you may
enter Heaven. But you must promise not
to step on any ducks." So they all
promised not to step on any ducks. The
gates of Heaven opened.
To their horror the grounds are covered
After 5 minutes the first man stepped on a
duck.Instantly St. Peter appeared and
tied an ugly women to him and said, " For
your punishment you are now bound
together for all eternity.
After 10 minutes the second man
stepped on a duck , again, instantly St.
Peter appeared with an even uglier
women and again, ties them both
together and condemnes them for all
The third man was terrified. He
tookspecial precautions not to step on
any ducks. If there is one thing he hates
it's an ugly woman. On the one year
aniversary of his arrival St. Peter comes to
him and leads him to a beach at sunset
where he meets the most beautiful
woman in the world. He says to St.
Peter," What have I done to deserve this?"
"I don't know about you ", said the women,
"But I stepped on a damn duck!"