Somebody's gonna get it SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET IT TONIGHT!
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would
embarrass her whenever
she came into the apartment with a
man. He would shout all kinds of obscenities,
always leading
off with, "Somebody's gonna get it tonight!"
In desperation,
Marilyn went to her local pet shop and
explained her parrot problem to
the pet shop proprietor.
"What you need," he said, "is a female parrot,
too. I don't
have one on hand, but I'll order one. Meanwhile, you could
borrow this female owl until the female parrot arrives."
Marilyn took
the owl home and put it near her parrot. It was
immediately obvious that
the parrot didn't care for the owl.
He glared at it. That night, Marilyn
wasn't her usual
nervous self as she opened the door to bring her gentlemen
friend in for a nightcap. Suddenly, she heard the parrot
screech, and she
knew that things hadn't changed.
"Somebody's gonna get it tonight! Somebody's
gonna get it
tonight!" the parrot said.
The owl said, "Whoo? Whoo?"
And the parrot said, "Not you, you big-eyed bitch!"
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