Jumpin' Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.


The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.


When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"


The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
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