Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced eachother for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have bought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minuites to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at eachother, ran towards some nearby woods and dove in behind some bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he heard the 2 statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minuites the two emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minuites would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked "Do you want to do it again?"


Smiling, the female statue said, "sure. But this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head!"
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