|A woman's small dog had a very severe problem with excessive ear hair. In her efforts to help her pooch the woman tried clipping the hair...really irritating the dog. So she tried pulling the hair out...drove the little fellow crazy! Finally she gave up an took the dog to her vet. |
After examining the dog's ears the vet diagnosed a significant problem that only a high-potency depilatory could solve. After presenting the prescription to the pharmacist to be filled she was handed the bottle with counselling on its use.
The druggfist said "Ma'm, if you're going to use this on your legs... you probably shouldn't wear stockings for 3 or 4 days" to which the woman replied indignantly "I'm not using it on my legs!" So the pharmicist says "well, if you're using it on your face you shouldn't use makeup for 5 days or so."
The woman began to storm out of the store, stopped at the door, fuming, and said "I'm not using it on my face! If you must know... I'm using it on my Schnauzer!"
"Well, in that case," the druggist says "don't ride a bicycle for about a week..