Talking Dog | A man is looking through the classifieds and sees an ad for a "talking dog, $25". Not expecting much but curious, he calls and makes arrangements to see the dog. He went to the house, knocked on the door and asked about the dog. The dogs owner said "he's in the bedroom, go on in." The man walked through the bedroom door and sure enough there lies the dog, on his back, with the remote control in his paw. The man stammered out "hello?" "Hi there" said the dog "come on in." Astounded the man exclaimed "you can talk!" "Sure I can, I've always been able to talk. I was born in Ca. and spent the first few years of my life teaching other dogs how to lead the blind. Then I moved to New York and did a stint on Broadway and even a spot in Riverdance. A short while later the Gulf War broke out and I went to Iraq to give moral support to our troops. After that I moved here and have been working on getting my Bachelors degree." Well the man was astonished, he said his goodbyes then left the bedroom. As he got to the door he said to the man "Your dog is amazing, but do you mind if I ask you why your selling him for $25?" The man looked at him and said "Because he's a big liar!" | |
