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A man is driving up a steep narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same steep narrow mountain road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he runs into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.................
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