Wife is Leaving for Vegas
|A wife comes home and says to her husband, "I am moving to Las Vegas - I hear you can get $400 for sex". The husband runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says "I'm coming along to see this!" |
"Why?" asks the wife, "Why would you come to Las Vegas with me?"
Husband replies, "Because I've gotta see you live on $800 a year!"