Farm Inventory

It was time to take an inventory of the animals on the Old MacDonald's Farm.
Farmer MacDonald got his 3 sons Gordy, Glenn and Gomer together and assigned a task to each of them. Gordy had to count the chickens, Glenn the pigs and Gomer the cows.

Gordy went out to the chicken coop and started countin'. 1, 2, 3 . . . 48. And came back and told his father "You have 48 chickens."

Glenn went to the Pig Barn and counted 1, 2, 3 . . . 53. And came back and told his father "You have 54 pigs."

Gomer went out in the pasture to count the cows. They were all together at one end of the pasture and Gomer began to count 1, 2, 3, and an udder, and an udder . . .
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