Women and Children 1st!!

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly. Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."

Nixon goes: "Fuck the women."

Clinton: "Do you think we have time?"
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