Drinks

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks "le apperitif?" All of them answer "oui!"

The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?" Zedillo: "oui!"

The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?" Yeltsin: "oui!"

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?" Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH !!!"
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