Breathe

A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants just as long as he cuts around the headphones. So the guy says cool until he runs into a problem, he says "Ms.?" "Ms.?" Finally he just takes them off and the blonde drops dead!!
He puts the headphones on and he hears "BREATHE IN.....BREATHE OUT.....BREATHE IN.....BREATHE OUT."
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