Donkey's Will Kill U

A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and asked about his future.
The psychic said, "when your donkey farts 3 times you will die."

So the man walked along with his donkey and the donkey farted.

The man said" Oh no donkey you mustn't fart again".

So they kept on walking and the donkey farted again.

The man said "I can't take another chance with this".

So the man then shoved a cork up the donkey's buttocks. Then the man felt relieved so they continued walking. The donkey farted yet again, sending the cork flying. The cork hit the man's head with such speed that he was killed instantly.
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