Bill Clinton

Three presidents and Bill Clinton are in Air Force One. The engines start to die and the plane starts to go down. The pilot comes out and says there is only one parachute I will stay and die for my country but the rest of you will have to decide who’s going to jump and who will live. So the first general jumps out the back and yells, “I did it for my country”! The second general jumps out and says, “I did it for my country”! Now the third general pushes Bill Clinton out the window and says, “I did it for my country”!
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