Racing

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
Racing has a funny rating of 2.76
out of 5.
Was it funny?
  << Read previous joke   Read next joke >>


Most popular jokes and pictures.

  - Cow Economy
  - Declan the Crab
  - The Snake
  - Rooster and Peanut Butter
  - Alligator Shoes
  - The Farmer's Prize Goat
  - How to Wash the Cat
  - Blondes Strike Back
  - Ernie the Hamster
  - Three Bulls
  - Three Turtles
  - What sounds do Porkey..
  - The Very Special Parrot!
  - Curious Camel
  - The Special Pig
  - Cure for Chapped Lips
  - Things I've Learned From My Cat
  - Three Bears
  - how many animals can you
  - Missy in heat
   
Water Phobia

   
Topless Chick

   
Budweiser Frogs

   
US Apology

   
No One Escapes the Law

   
Missed Opportunity

   
Iraqi Carpool

   
Job That Stinks

   
The Power of Love

   
Internet Addiction

  Home : Animal jokes : Racing


Joke Categories
  • Animal jokes
  • Bar jokes
  • Blonde jokes
  • Bumper stickers
  • Business jokes
  • Celebrity jokes
  • College jokes
  • Computer jokes
  • Farmers
  • Finance jokes
  • Fishing jokes
  • Food jokes
  • Fun pictures
  • Geek jokes
  • Gender
  • Genie jokes
  • Golf jokes
  • Holiday jokes
  • Hunting jokes
  • Insults
  • Kids jokes
  • Knock knock
  • Lawyer jokes
  • Marriage jokes
  • Medical jokes
  • Men & Women jokes
  • Men jokes
  • Military jokes
  • Office jokes
  • One liners
  • Police jokes
  • Political jokes
  • Redneck
  • Relationships
  • Religious jokes
  • School jokes
  • Sport jokes
  • Women jokes
  • Work jokes
  • YourMama jokes

    | Terms of use | Privacy Statement

    Copyright © 2003 Top20Fun.com