An Old Beer's Tale

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HE GRABBED ME AROUND MY SLENDER NECK

I COULD NOT CALL OR SCREAM.

HE DRAGGED ME TO MY DINGY ROOM

WHERE WE COULD NOT BE SEEN.

HE TORE AWAY MY FLIMSY WRAP

AND GAZED UPON MY FORM.

I WAS SO COLD AND DAMP AND SCARED

WHILE HE WAS DRY AND WARM.

HE PRESSED HIS FEVERISH LIPS TO MINE

ICOULD NOT MAKE HIM STOP.

HE DRAINED ME OF MY INNER SELF

I GAVE HIM EVERY DROP.

THEN HE CAST ME FROM HIS SIDE

SO NOW YOU SEE ME HERE.

AN EMPTY BOTTLE THROWN AWAY

THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER.
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