Hit the Monkey

2 guys go into a bar. One guy said to the other, why is that monkey over there? He answer "Well watch this."
He went and slapped the monkey across the head and the monkey went and sucked his dong. So he said to the other guy, "Wanna try that?"

He answered "Sure. Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
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