I Need A Drink!

Woman walks into a bar . . . totally nude and asks the barkeep if he can serve her a drink.
He looks her up and down and says, "Well sure, but it doesn't appear by the your appearance that you'll be able to pay for it."

The woman throws one leg up on a bar stool and shows what she's got, "Will this do?" she asks.

The barkeep takes a look and responds, "Ya got anything smaller?"
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